I had no idea Melody Thornton was a member of The Pussycat Dolls… mostly, because I am not a thirteen year old girl or a gay man. In fact, the only reason I know who The Pussycat Dolls are is because the title of their group has the word, “pussy” in it and this is relevant to my interests.

But -precisely because I am not a not a thirteen year old girl or a gay man, I do like me some boobies… and Melody “Baby Doll” Thornton has some nice ones. Way too nice to suffer the indignity of a bra or perhaps a wool sweater or something…

Here’s a question. If you have a nice pair of tits and a new CD that’s about to drop, but people have already forgotten who you are -what do you do?

Well played, Melody. Well played.

So this is pretty much how I imagined a Miley Cyrus upskirt looking. A pube-free zone reminiscent of so many Britney and Paris “accidental” viewings. Remember this day my friends, I just know a fully exposed pair of tits is right around the corner. I can feel it. Well, I can feel something anyway (in my pants).

When will actresses learn that the sheer top and bra that looks so good in their dimly lit homes becomes nearly invisible under the blinding lights of the paparazzi?

You know what? Scratch that. I hope they never learn.

Meet Dawn Olivieri -the latest victim of invisible bras. You may recognize her from the Showtime series House of Lies, the HBO series True Blood or season 4 of Heroes where she played “Lydia”… or not. I know I didn’t. But I DO remember her sweet stripper moves when she played the blood sucking she-devil, “Jezebel” in the 2006 disaster named, Devil’s Den where… “a group of pleasure-seeking twenty-somethings enter a strip club and discover that it is a satanic establishment that requires them to check their souls at the door and battle with a horde of blood-drinking she-demons whose power is drawn directly from the lord of the underworld.”

So awesome.

Bonus round!

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I don’t even know if this sort of thing counts as a nipple slip when Rihanna’s involved… I mean, half this site is dedicated to her thousands of “nipple slips” -so when she was spotted earlier today leaving New York’s Da Silvano restaurant in a see through shirt, I almost forgot to even post it.

Let’s face it, this chick just likes to walk around naked.

Don’t get me wrong though, I’m not complaining. I’d definitely hit it.

… not Chris Brown hit it, but you know what I mean.

But did you know they have hot chicks doing sultry dances and making sexy time on this show…? At least, according to Wikipedia they do.

I mean, I always knew there was a gay angle to this thing -how could there not be? … and don’t get me wrong, I am not anti-gay -I’m just too busy downloading Internet porn to watch a bunch of dudes dancing and stuff… but this whole “hot chicks making sexy time with other hot chicks” angle intrigues me… and after seeing these pics of Heather Morris -who happens to play one of these hot chicks making sexy time with other hot chicks, I’m thinking I just might have to TiVo this and fast forward to the good parts some time… unless of course, these chicks just keep leaving their cell phones lying around packed full of naked pictures for some 13 year-old stalker to find or however the hell this works because that is much easier for me. I mean, I’m already online downloading porn so…

Chances are, if you’re scouring the Internet looking for glimpses of celebrity nipples -you’re a nerd.

That’s the bad news.

The good news is, all nerds worship Olivia Munn and live for that inevitable moment when her cell phone gets hacked and we get to see the naked photos that all celebrities keep on their cell phone for some reason and that day is today!

Also, it turns out Olivia’s a bit of a freak. Proving her worthiness to be adored by nerds all over the planet, she took the time to adorn her photographs with photoshopped arrows, clear directions and helpful advice directed at her then boyfriend Chris Pine.

“I’m begging you to slap my ass so hard, I cry…” says one photo.

Well… okay, but -things are gonna get a little awkward once you start crying because then I’m gonna start crying and we’ll pretty much end up just spooning each other and crying until we both fall asleep which I guess is pretty much how all nerd sex goes, but I was hoping it would be different this time.