Heads up folks….Kate Moss’s nipple is on the loose and threatening to poke out anyones eyes that get too close, seriously she needs to think about a nipple reduction, those things can easily cut glass. Then again…I wouldn’t mind chewing on her eraser heads for a while…

posted by theMachine at 3:16 pm
Aging actress Uma Thruman was hot in Pulp Fiction, but that was over 10 years ago and you can see from this picture of her bent over with her ass sticking out and thong exposed that she isn’t quite what she use to be…that being said i’d still tap that one or nine times

posted by theMachine at 1:22 pm
Sorry for the lack of updates lately, have been on the road travelling with very little internet access but things will be back to normal in the next couple days and I have a slew of nip slip and celeb oops pictures waiting…here is Lily Allen, the cute / drunk british pop star trying to kick some paparazi ass and exposing her panties in the process, wtf is she doin with that clown beside her…nice look on his face

posted by theMachine at 5:32 pm