Marisa Miller’s Ass (and Tom Arnold)

Do you remember when Tom Arnold married that fat broad and everyone was like hey who is this tool? And you wanted to hate him because it seemed like he had no talent and was just an all around hack? But then it turned out that he was a pretty cool, self-deprecating nice guy and he sorta became hard to dislike.

Well, now I’ve got a whole new impression of  Tom Arnold. Not just a nice guy, but a man who sees an opportunity to provide something very special for his fellow man and then does just that. I’m not sure how he got signed up to play flag football with some Victoria’s Secret models, but clearly after looking at Marisa Miller’s amazing ass in black stretch pants for a while he decided that we all needed a better look and made the ultimate move, pretending that Marisa’s pants were the flag.

God bless you Tom, our beloved man-colleague. I have nothing bad to say about you.