Sometimes, even us professional nip-slip and upskirt sleuths have to step back for a minute and admire some good ‘ol down to Earth uber-hotness.  Found this girl today and had an instantaneous eyegasm. A 10 is a 10, and for now I’ll just have to vigorously imagine what lies beneath the damnable bits of clothing she wears for this lingerie shoot. Next Christmas, I want one of these in my stocking/bed. Jeeeeheeeeeesus…

Had to do some research on this one.  I didn’t know who this girl was nor whether the “Sprint Cup” involved cars, boats, people in homemade flying machines or some other crazy shit. Turns out, she describes herself as “a Clemson Tiger, animal nurse, and professional sweetheart(.)” Well, sweetheart, you’ve certainly earned it by giving us all a look at your goods, and good they are. Enjoy, hope this helps to mitigate the Monday!

Taylor Momsen went all-out at her concert in Barcelona, Spain this week with a lipstick lesbian make out fest that would’ve driven my 15 year-old self into a drooling stupor followed by unconsciousness due to sudden loss of blood to the brain.  She’s almost ALMOST 18 which means I’ll be able to legally make her my ex-wife in any state.  I’ll be counting the hours.  Until then, I’ll just have to settle for the photographic record of this awesome display of awkward teen sexuality.

One of Kanye West’s ladies, model Amber Rose, let out some tasty images of herself inspecting her, umm, petals.  Everything seems to be in excellent order as she’s obviously enjoying herself, and so are we.  Too bad your boo’s such a d-bag!

I’d like to take a moment to thank car designers for making back seats so upskirt conducive.  For all of us who drooled over her as Spiderman’s Mary Jane, this is a happy day.  In my next life, I want to be a celebrity back seat, that is as long as I don’t ever have to hold up Britney’s toxic snatch…ugh…

Yes.  It’s another Gaga post.  Yes, this is much better than the others I’ve seen so far.  Yes, I’d be a liar if I said I didn’t kind of like the idea of tying her up myself.  I mean, look at these pictures!  She obviously needs it…little cigarette-dangling, trashy, frizzy-haired…now where’d I put mah beatin’ stick!  Come here, woman! (Sorry, got a little carried away!)