Date Posted: October 30, 2012 Posted by: theMachine( more) Comments.
I realize Pam Anderson’s naked tits aren’t exactly an unseen treasure to the modern eye but I just stumbled upon this glorious gem reading the forums and had to share it. So it seems Pam Anderson was out doing some sort of fashion show that involved walking down a catwalk with her tits and asshole showing. Okay, sure. That’s pretty standard stuff in her line of business. But that’s not where it ends. Apparently the folks down at the old fashion house were getting bored with the standard “walk down to the end of that catwalk and then walk back” stuff, so they decided to mix it up and send out an escort with her. To top it all off they picked the clumsiest asshole in the business, dressed him up like a fairy, and then put him in roller skates.
“Oh time to walk back in that direction? Alright, I can handle that. Hey, while I’ve got you here I noticed this dress doesn’t cover my asshole. Just something we might want to look into before we put it on the shelves.”
“MOTHER OF GOD! SOMEONE CALL 911!”
I can’t stop laughing at this shit… I’ve seen luge accidents with softer landings.